Jeff Rutledge, founder of The Lying Lawyer Ghostwriting Agency
Jeff's full story
Lawyer, brief writer, and published author.
Jeff Rutledge has spent his career navigating some of the most complex and demanding corners of the law, building a reputation as a diligent and insightful advocate. With experience spanning property tax collections (Income Partner), intellectual property research and litigation, civil litigation, estate settlements, consumer protection, contract law, and personal injury, Jeff earned his B.B.A. in 1994 and his J.D. in 2000. From early on, he understood that being an attorney isn’t just about winning cases—it’s about providing clarity and direction when it matters most.
Jeff admittedly was never much of a student. Growing up, he was one of the class clowns, and making people laugh mattered a lot more to him than homework. He picked things up quickly enough to coast by without studying. The catch was that he never really learned how to learn, or how to take a test. Put a clock and pressure on him, and he tightens up. Give him room to work at his own pace, and he blows the doors off. He didn’t really start learning until college.
However, then came a classic literature reading class at Texas Tech University: about nine novels in one semester, including Frankenstein and The Mayor of Casterbridge, with a 50-question test on every book. Hundreds of students packed that auditorium. Jeff was in the middle of a breakup and down in the dumps, so he did the only thing he could. He read the books and took the tests. He had no idea anything unusual was happening until the final scores went up on the board. He hadn’t missed a single question all semester. Out of hundreds of students, fewer than ten had a perfect 100 average. Jeff was one of them. That’s when he discovered one of his natural talents: reading a story closely and understanding it better than almost anyone in the room. Top few percent of the class.
One of Jeff’s early standout experiences occurred in his training, during a classroom/auditorium trial where he was drawn from a hat to argue first. In a rare display of tenacity and skill, he cross-examined the key witness with such precision and creativity that the witness’s testimony was entirely dismantled (complete impeachment of the witness), on day one of the trial. The case was essentially over, though the judge officially carried on for the sake of scoring everyone else. His classmates rose in the only standing ovation that semester, marking a moment that underscored not only Jeff’s capabilities but also his potential as an advocate.
Then came the bar exam, his biggest test in every sense. Back then, the Texas bar exam was two and a half days long and was rumored to be the third hardest in the country, behind only California and New York. Rumor also had it that about 60 percent of test-takers didn’t finish every section. Before the exam, a district attorney who was friends with Jeff and his father handed him an Evelyn Wood speed-reading book. Jeff thought it was a joke. Then he read it, and his reading speed shot way up. He finished every section of the bar with about a minute to spare. He reads slower these days, because now he reads for the fun of it. But if you’re ever crazy enough to go to law school, he recommends that book.
Over the course of more than a decade, Jeff handled legal matters involving delinquent property taxes for multiple Texas counties, including Aransas and Bee. During his tenure in this field, the teams he led—and legal work he personally performed—contributed to the collection of millions of dollars on behalf of local governments. While serving at Linebarger Goggan Blair & Sampson LLP, Jeff was one of the fastest attorneys in his division to be promoted to Income Partner. He helped multiple counties adopt a performance-based fee structure through customized legal presentations, and he applied economic behavior models to illustrate how strategic enforcement efforts could improve payment rates—all while maintaining the careful balance required when representing public entities in sensitive taxpayer matters. He also asked district judges to group witnesses and expedite docket flow—cutting hearings from over an hour to under 20 minutes. All but one judge favored the method, and many began calling his cases first. He has also drafted and filed appellate briefs. In a separate excess proceeds case, he saved a client about $40,000 by proving that the petitioner’s supposed ancestor had not even been born when the property was originally deeded.
Jeff served as one of two lead briefers in federal litigation that obtained a preliminary injunction in U.S. District Court to halt approval of a proposed hazardous-waste landfill near Baytown, in Chambers County, Texas. Over about a year, he rewrote the briefs and motions roughly 20 times, and the exhibit book he assembled for the case stood four to five inches thick. Though the Fifth Circuit later reversed and remanded on ripeness grounds, not merits, the TCEQ Executive Director ultimately declined to recommend permit approval, and official TCEQ records for Chambers County (GI‑611 list) show no landfill permit was issued. In effect, the project was abandoned.
His background reflects depth and range. Jeff has been certified in Xactimate, All-Lines Adjuster licenses in multiple states, and passed two of State Farm’s most rigorous internal exams. He’s created personal injury demand packets tailored across states using mirrored consumer protection statutes, including exemplary damage language under DTPA. He’s licensed under the FAA’s 107 commercial drone program, scoring in the 97th percentile, the highest score the local testing office had seen at the time. He has also been certified with TWIA/TFIP for commercial property adjusting.
Jeff has resolved title issues once thought unfixable, personally met with Chief Appraisers to correct filings, and required nonfraudulent deeds be honored and filed based on title history. He negotiated a family settlement agreement in a heated, multimillion-dollar probate case, bringing the warring sides together and avoiding a long and costly will contest. He’s also the founder of Arms Strength LLC, a record label whose artist John Hicks earned a spot on the Grammy long list. Jeff’s experience as a caregiver to seniors and individuals with disabilities informs his work with compassion and resolve.
Jeff is also a published author. Through Slacker Genius Publishing, he has written and published his own books, from horror to humor, poker strategy to children’s books. His titles include Tea with Lucifer: The Devil’s Guide to Being a Good Person, GTO Is Dead, the World Encyclopedia of Cryptids series, the WEC Archives horror files, and The Angel School Collection. Years of legal briefing taught him to make every word carry weight. Writing books taught him to make a reader want to turn the page. He brings both to every book he writes.
His career has been built on clarity, discipline, and a steady moral compass. Whether dismantling hostile testimony, negotiating settlements, or solving complex property or insurance issues, Jeff shows up with integrity and insight. He doesn’t just navigate chaos—he simplifies it, and stands by his clients every step of the way.